This one has to take the creepy crawlie prize: the LICE conference.

ARSEPOO: The HELMET project. This JISC-funded project is my nomination for the award. Not only does the project name sound a bit rude and a bit silly, it appears to be completely unaware of this.

ARSEPOO: AGAST. Presumably how the comittee felt when presented with the project acronym.

ARSEPOO: MAWAA. Oh, stop whining!

ARSEPOO: METALETH. Headlining Monsters of Rock next year?

ARSEPOO: KULTUR Yuk! "The Kultur Consortium aims to create a transferable and sustainable institutional repository model for ... yada yada". They could of at least had the decency to call it the KULTUR KLUB. Hmmm... not sure it is actually an acronym though??

ARSEPOO: Surely the self-deprecating MR-CUTE is in with a shout?